The life of a King

paraboliccharge: Moon Moon

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:27:24 -0600

paraboliccharge:

Moon Moon

sexcake: sees a hot boy

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:26:54 -0600

sexcake:

*sees a hot boy*

d-pressedlife: suicidemydarling: scars—tell-stories: deez-slut...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:04:24 -0600

d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg

My dog does this to my mom.

Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg

matschaina: tarotdactylskittles: imaginativesecret: xladyxlov...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:04:14 -0600

matschaina:

tarotdactylskittles:

imaginativesecret:

xladyxlovex:

ho-pelessbutt:

i had to watch this over and over again XD

DAAWHHH

IT’S BACK

Look at the other one! He’s like DAMNIT PHIL CALM DOWN

laughingstation: lipstickndynamite: One of the best mom...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:33:08 -0600

laughingstation:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

More FUNNY POST here!

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:25:14 -0600

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:23:19 -0600

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:23:05 -0600

my-kala:

verticurl:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

The most accurate thing I’ve ever read

thefunniestpost: Hysterical!

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:22:45 -0600

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

handsomestjack: vrisktorias-sekret: all-good-usernames-are-ta...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:22:25 -0600

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:21:58 -0600

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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Sat, 18 May 2013 08:21:44 -0600

elemeno-pee: budotty: robotbekah: royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:19:31 -0600

elemeno-pee:

budotty:

robotbekah:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.

And in that moment i swear we were all russian

"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:17:46 -0600

“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”

- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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Fri, 17 May 2013 06:57:31 -0600

kilaukbs: I know I make a lot of penguins, but here’s another...

Fri, 17 May 2013 06:56:20 -0600

kilaukbs:

I know I make a lot of penguins, but here’s another little one to boost your self esteem! >w<

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Fri, 17 May 2013 06:56:08 -0600